4 Cinematic Masterpieces Reviewed in Utter Gibberish Because It’s April Fools’ Day

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Shipper 4 delbertox snip farce, lef burble torp shine penis tork. Sniffle dip hole schmelt whisper topez.

4. Hubber Tube Stamp

Pulp Fiction

Differlt nibbler topes need muuter blonderbass, juts nope lindsey bullcork withnot quilt hairble. Fi nopper tubelerent nofter weldoze. Hubber Tube Stamp jackle torp shindle questery, kjughting an intero viction beldefore kijgut nutym planzer force. Just krill niglamp.

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Final:   4 Stars

3. Mr. Poopoop’s Poop

Citizen Kane

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Poopler:   5 Stars

2. Tick Tock Faggot

Clockwork Orange

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If concert devil need tool fork, polka frame believe no magic sandwich hopscotch. Wrestlemania deliver respite blackout quantity quark knob but friend punch hole. Film tiger snatch dress whore, build terror mask into bread hose. No fear my desperate sack, wimpy diver murder felt panties.

Tick Tock Faggot rest bludgeon markee whimper champ hit. June furries hit porch sex, but no turbo quick heartache.

Tits:   3 Stars

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The Godfather

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Fffffff fffffffff:   1 Star


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