Kitchen Failures
Kitty Fondue may not know how to cook, but she sure knows how to try! Come along for the ride as she navigates a brave new world of kitchen appliances and unknown ingredients. From cereal to lobster casserole, Kitty’s capable of ruining any dish! Set an egg timer, because things are about to get heated!
My nephew is staying over at my house while my sister and her husband are out of town. For a while I got away with feeding the kid raw vegetables and saltines, but three days in I figured it might be time to cook something.
[...]There’s really no excuse for this kind of outcome, other than my own perpetual incompetence. But that’s life isn’t it? A series of mistakes followed by lessons learned. Yes, sometimes your food doesn’t come out the way you want it. We adapt, we grow, and we try to move on.
[...]If, years ago, you had told my college-age self that one day she would be getting paid to write a food and cocktail recipe column, she would have laughed right in your face and turned away to do another four bong hits.
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The Double Thumb 