Kitchen Failures

Kitty Fondue may not know how to cook, but she sure knows how to try! Come along for the ride as she navigates a brave new world of kitchen appliances and unknown ingredients. From cereal to lobster casserole, Kitty’s capable of ruining any dish! Set an egg timer, because things are about to get heated!

I Somehow Managed to Screw Up Ham and Eggs

April 28, 2016 // 9 Comments

There’s really no excuse for this kind of outcome, other than my own perpetual incompetence. But that’s life isn’t it? A series of mistakes followed by lessons learned. Yes, sometimes your food doesn’t come out the way you want it. We adapt, we grow, and we try to move on. [...]

The Beginning of My Kitchen Failures

April 19, 2016 // 1 Comment

If, years ago, you had told my college-age self that one day she would be getting paid to write a food and cocktail recipe column, she would have laughed right in your face and turned away to do another four bong hits. [...]