Articles by Boone Ashworth

About Boone Ashworth (6 Articles)

I write stuff and edit audio and take photos and video. I don't juggle yet.

I Went to a Donald Trump Rally and All I Got Was This Lousy Heat Stroke

June 9, 2016 // 8 Comments

I went to this thing out of sheer curiosity. This entire election cycle I've known Trump as nothing more than a television character. A cartoon. I wanted to go and see if the media is just blowing everything out of proportion. Turns out they aren't. [...]

Zootopia is a Movie About Adorable Animals and Crack Cocaine

March 17, 2016 // 6 Comments

Zootopia is a Disney movie about adorable talking animals living in harmony. It's also about crack cocaine and conspiracy theories. Seriously. [...]

So… One of Our Writers Might Be Dead (and Other Discussions)

March 10, 2016 // 10 Comments

The higher-ups here don't seem too worried. They say this kind of stuff happens all the time, and that the longer he's on hiatus the less they have to pay him. [...]

Oprah’s Favorite Things Are Insane

November 9, 2015 // 0 Comments

Oprah's words of wisdom have gotten a little strange over the years. [...]

An Update About the Follower Contest and My Dog

June 30, 2015 // 0 Comments

Recently I announced a sort of a contest here on The Double Thumb. Whoever became the 100th follower would receive an ungodly amount of croissants. Well I am pleased to announce the winner of that competition: Alexil Fajardo! Congratulations! [...]

Be the 100th Follower and I Will Give You 10,000 Croissants

May 28, 2015 // 3 Comments

Hey guys, Boone the admin here! As of the time of me writing this, this website has 97 great people following it. Sure, a third of those are advertising bots and another third are my confused grandmother, but still we’re close to a milestone! [...]