Articles by Kitty Fondue

About Kitty Fondue (3 Articles)

Hi there! My name's Kitty Fondue (short for Katherine!) and I love food and cocktails! Almost as much as I love exclamation marks! I've found myself a fondness for the sweet and savory in life, and I can't wait to share that with you all! I may not be the best chef in the world, but I'm sure gonna try to get there! Let's stir up somethin' great together! Oh, and yes, I am indeed a cat lover (how'd you guess?)!

I Made A Sandwich That Ruined a Child’s Day

May 10, 2016 // 2 Comments

I Made a Peanut Butter Sandwich That Ruined a Child's Day

My nephew is staying over at my house while my sister and her husband are out of town. For a while I got away with feeding the kid raw vegetables and saltines, but three days in I figured it might be time to cook something. [...]

I Somehow Managed to Screw Up Ham and Eggs

April 28, 2016 // 9 Comments

I Somehow Managed to F**k Up Ham and Eggs

There’s really no excuse for this kind of outcome, other than my own perpetual incompetence. But that’s life isn’t it? A series of mistakes followed by lessons learned. Yes, sometimes your food doesn’t come out the way you want it. We adapt, we grow, and we try to move on. [...]

The Beginning of My Kitchen Failures

April 19, 2016 // 1 Comment

If, years ago, you had told my college-age self that one day she would be getting paid to write a food and cocktail recipe column, she would have laughed right in your face and turned away to do another four bong hits. [...]