Articles by Brandon McLaughlin

About Brandon McLaughlin (5 Articles)

Brandon is an aspiring social media expert and human rights advocate to all of his friends on Facebook. He prides himself on his ability to glean insightful wisdom from even the smallest bits of information. When not defending his ideals on the internet, Brandon enjoys craft beer tasting and sustainably farmed organic salmon spawning. Be sure to keep up with Brandon on Facebook, Twitter, Wordpress, Tumblr, Foursquare, Pinterest, Blogspot, Reddit, Pirate Bay, Yelp, Digg, AOL, Yahoo Answers, SoundHawk, Torke, Blizz'rd, Durpr, Wibblig, FrankWatch, Beiftube, and various anime forums!

A Review of the Apple Watch That My Brother Has But Won’t Let Me See

April 28, 2015 // 0 Comments

I don't think you understand how much this watch means to me. [...]

A Review of The Walking Dead Based Only on Spoilers

February 23, 2015 // 2 Comments

If I wanted to see teeming masses of mindless husks shuffling around without any ambition other than the unending desire to consume, I'd go to an Apple store. [...]

4 Sad Movies Reviewed Solely by Their Wikipedia Plot Summaries

January 28, 2015 // 1 Comment

I don't have the energy to sit through two hours of actors making sad faces. There is enough drama and whining on my real life Facebook feed, so I don't need movies adding to it. [...]

A Review of Interstellar Based Only on Google Image Searches

December 9, 2014 // 0 Comments

Director Christopher Nolan’s long-anticipated space masterpiece is finally here, but if you think I’m going to pay nineteen dollars to see a thirty foot tall Matthew McConaughey cry in IMAX then you’ve got another thing coming. [...]

A Review of The Hunger Games Based Solely on its Wikipedia Plot Summary

November 18, 2014 // 2 Comments

Yes, you read the title correctly. I’ve got a lot of things going on in my life. If you think I’m going to take the time to watch a movie or – god forbid – read a book, just because “it’s my job” then you are hilariously [...]

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