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May 5, 2016 // 0 Comments

Unsponsored Content

So much of what we do here revolves around unfiltered experiences. Our writers must be free to discuss their opinions openly, without the worry that some mega corporation will pull away the teat if they say the wrong thing about its product. [...]

I Somehow Managed to Screw Up Ham and Eggs

April 28, 2016 // 9 Comments

I Somehow Managed to F**k Up Ham and Eggs

There’s really no excuse for this kind of outcome, other than my own perpetual incompetence. But that’s life isn’t it? A series of mistakes followed by lessons learned. Yes, sometimes your food doesn’t come out the way you want it. We adapt, we grow, and we try to move on. [...]

The Beginning of My Kitchen Failures

April 19, 2016 // 1 Comment

Kitchen Failures Introduction

If, years ago, you had told my college-age self that one day she would be getting paid to write a food and cocktail recipe column, she would have laughed right in your face and turned away to do another four bong hits. [...]

A Nefarious Plot Revealed (The Florida Challenge Part 12)

April 14, 2016 // 1 Comment

Manatee Challenge Nefarious Plot

All we had to do was sneak into the building, subdue the dozen or so armed smugglers roaming about, murder Sid, and then take back my manatee. Easy. [...]

So… One of Our Writers Might Be Dead (and Other Discussions)

March 10, 2016 // 10 Comments

The higher-ups here don't seem too worried. They say this kind of stuff happens all the time, and that the longer he's on hiatus the less they have to pay him. [...]

Be the 100th Follower and I Will Give You 10,000 Croissants

May 28, 2015 // 3 Comments

Hey guys, Boone the admin here! As of the time of me writing this, this website has 97 great people following it. Sure, a third of those are advertising bots and another third are my confused grandmother, but still we’re close to a milestone! [...]

4 Cinematic Masterpieces Reviewed in Utter Gibberish Because It’s April Fools’ Day

April 1, 2015 // 0 Comments

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Website: My Racist Grandma

April 27, 2013 // 0 Comments

There seems to have become a gold rush of sorts to mine the comedic wealth of the unsuspecting elderly. An Old Rush, if you will. The old axiom “kids say the darnedest things” has been flipped on its head as the younger generations now [...]

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