Oprah’s Favorite Things Are Insane
Oprah's words of wisdom have gotten a little strange over the years. [...]
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The Best Cookware to Keep Yourself From Getting Killed
I sat at my boss' desk with my hands clasped on my lap. I would have been the picturesque image of a model employee, had the gauze wrapped around my skull not started leaking again. [...]
A Review of the Apple Watch That My Brother Has But Won’t Let Me See
I don't think you understand how much this watch means to me. [...]
A Review of “The Dress”
Okay look, clearly there's some dark magic Devil shit going on here. [...]
Godiva Chocolates Gold Box: The Perfect Gift for Your Lunatic Valentine!
Sure, it was still a couple days until Valentine's Day, but I just couldn't contain myself. I wanted to see her again, even if she was a violently unstable potential murderer. [...]
Trojan Gold Collection Condoms: Ribbed for Murder!
I personally have been consistently awful at the art of the pick-up, which has not led me to become overly optimistic about my prospects. That and the fact that my last attempt at seducing a lady ended with my house nearly being burned down. [...]
Axe Gold Temptation: Irresistible to Beautiful Women and Dangerous Psychopaths
For me, the first image that Axe Body Spray evokes is the boys locker room in 8th grade. A kid named Eddie would constantly spray himself with the stuff until it gave his skin a glistening sheen. But my memory of Eddie is also accompanied by [...]
Bad Axe
Like any civilized person in 21st century America, I have no use for a fireplace. I push a button on the wall and my house gets warm. Bam, technology. No sweeping the chimney, no cleaning up ash, and certainly no splitting of firewood. Yes, I was [...]
Product: Ant Murder!
Spring is in the air! A joyous time that heralds the stirrings of warmth, the choirs of birds, and the blossoming of flowers. But as the world of beauty wrests itself from the cold grasp of winter, the skittering underbelly comes to life with it. [...]
Product: Acid For Cats!
The problem with cat treats as of late is a lack of imagination. All they consist of is just a variation of concentrated tuna or chicken flavorings. They really get old after a while, for the owner as well as the cat. So why not mix it up, you ask? [...]
Product: Mega Washer!
The Mega Washer did not catch my attention as I wandered through my local Sears because of its looks. Don’t get me wrong, it looks quite nice for a traditional washing machine. Sleek design with a smooth black finish, the Mega Washer does impress. [...]
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