Hey guys, Boone the admin here!
As of the time of me writing this, this website has 97 great people following it. Sure, a third of those are advertising bots and another third are my confused grandmother, but still we’re close to a milestone! Only three more followers and we’ll be at an even hundred, which is great because I have moderate OCD and easily divisible whole numbers are the only thing that bring me solace anymore.
But to sweeten the deal in case in case you do not share my passion for powers of ten, I am willing to offer an incentive to click that lovely little follow button: croissants. Specifically, 10,000 of them.
That’s 5,000% of this!
The other night I placed an online delivery order from my local grocery store for what I thought was 10 of the fluffy French pastries. However, apparently I fell asleep briefly and my head landed on the keyboard and added a few more zeroes.
Never mind the $7,500 in debt that I accrued with that slip up, I now have way more croissants than I could ever hope to eat alone. They’re taking up two entire rooms in my house. I haven’t been able to find my dog, so I think I might have accidentally buried her. I hope she’s alive and has been staving off starvation by eating her way through the croissants, but I won’t know until I can get them the hell out of here.
So yeah, please follow this site. Whoever becomes the 100th follower will receive a (lifetime?) supply of croissants! Just pay shipping and handling.*
Hooray! Now get following so I can find my dog and have my life back!
*S&H costs come out to roughly $7,500.