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Axe Gold Temptation: Irresistible to Beautiful Women and Dangerous Psychopaths

November 11, 2014 // 8 Comments

For me, the first image that Axe Body Spray evokes is the boys locker room in 8th grade. A kid named Eddie would constantly spray himself with the stuff until it gave his skin a glistening sheen. But my memory of Eddie is also accompanied by [...]

Bad Axe

October 22, 2013 // 3 Comments

Like any civilized person in 21st century America, I have no use for a fireplace. I push a button on the wall and my house gets warm. Bam, technology. No sweeping the chimney, no cleaning up ash, and certainly no splitting of firewood. Yes, I was [...]

Product: Ant Murder!

March 22, 2013 // 1 Comment

Spring is in the air! A joyous time that heralds the stirrings of warmth, the choirs of birds, and the blossoming of flowers. But as the world of beauty wrests itself from the cold grasp of winter, the skittering underbelly comes to life with it. [...]