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Discount Naughty Coupons for Couples

February 15, 2017 // 0 Comments

So you missed Valentine's Day. You're in the doghouse and the dog is sleeping on the couch. Your significant other doesn't want to talk to you without a lawyer present. We get it! Luckily, it's not too late to salvage the situation. [...]

It is Time to Have a Novel Experience

May 19, 2016 // 4 Comments

I have grown tired of the endless desert of dry literary analysis. I've collapsed, my throat parched for something different. Something refreshing. [...]

Unsponsored Content: Bill O’Reilly’s New Book

May 17, 2016 // 0 Comments

There is no doubt that Bill O'Reilly is a polarizing figure. We here at the Double Thumb try to remain politically neutral, yet we still believe that the chance of getting paid by a major publisher to promote this book far outweighs any attempt at moral objectivity. [...]

4 Tips for NaNoWriMo From Someone Who Has Never Done It Before

November 2, 2015 // 1 Comment

When I attempted to complete NaNoWriMo last year, I simply wrote the word “gibberish” over and over and over again. Unfortunately, I fell short of the goal by 2,000 words. [...]

A Review of The Shining in Which I Barely Go Insane At All

May 20, 2015 // 0 Comments

Either Stephen King crafted a pinnacle of modern literature because he worked tirelessly to create the best work he could out of sheer determination and talent, or it’s because he stayed in a creepy hotel one night. [...]

Book: Life is Hard and I am Sad

March 5, 2013 // 2 Comments

Where once I could create an insightful and entertaining introduction paragraph, now that ability, along with what I assume are several other important cognitive functions, has been stripped from me after subjecting myself to Darryl Grey’s Life [...]

Book: Cape & The Coopers

September 19, 2012 // 1 Comment

The Cape Buffalo is a notorious beast. It is responsible for the deaths of over two hundred people a year. It is often said to kill more humans than any other creature in Africa, including crocodiles and lions. This, along with its massive size, [...]

Book: Lion Killer

June 6, 2012 // 2 Comments

The Vietnam War. Just the very mention of the name stirs up so much emotion. Countless books and movies have been made about one of the most controversial wars in American history, and yet still it remains a mystery of sorts. The soldiers, the [...]

I Wrote This While Masturbating

May 25, 2012 // 0 Comments

The vast field of literary erotica is rarely welcoming, yet it embraces Randy Johnson with open arms. Johnson, a first time author, attacks the genre with the passion befit of a true erotic author. Johnson’s symbolism, art of storytelling and [...]