Crime

Blood on the Water (The Florida Challenge Part 19)

August 9, 2016 // 1 Comment

The punch hit me hard right in the gut, a vicious uppercut that made each of my internal organs take turns slamming into my ribcage. The gun flew out of my hands and disappeared into the boat's wake. [...]

A High-Speed Boat Chase (The Florida Challenge Part 18)

July 19, 2016 // 4 Comments

The boat ahead of us smashed through the waves at full speed. We were gaining on them, despite their head start. We had less weight on board, since they were hauling a manatee and all. [...]

The Huntress (The Florida Challenge Part 17)

June 14, 2016 // 1 Comment

By now the majority of our surroundings were on fire. This warehouse was ripe for it. The explosions had lit up the numerous boxes and clutter, the flames racing to contaminate adjacent shelves. The whole warehouse was doomed. I said, "Yo, this is f***ing awesome!" [...]

A Murderous Rage (The Florida Challenge Part 16)

May 24, 2016 // 1 Comment

Bros don't cry. No way, no how. But something happens when you're betrayed by your fellow bro. You feel it. It starts deep down in your finely-toned core and works its way out. It ain't crying. It's liquid testosterone. [...]

A Ridiculous Last Stand (The Florida Challenge Part 15)

May 12, 2016 // 1 Comment

There I was, a travel blogger, accompanied by a zookeeper and four vaguely-foreign former captives. Together we were the unwavering legion of three hundred Spartans and this dark, dirty room inside of a villainous warehouse was our Thermopylae. [...]

Death and Prison (The Florida Challenge Part 14)

May 3, 2016 // 1 Comment

Manatee Challenge Death, Prison, and the Ladies

I lay there, blood pouring out of my neck, a simple metal door the only thing separating me from an armed militia responsible for countless human rights violations. In my professional opinion, I'd be dead in a matter of minutes. [...]

A Nefarious Plot Revealed (The Florida Challenge Part 12)

April 14, 2016 // 1 Comment

All we had to do was sneak into the building, subdue the dozen or so armed smugglers roaming about, murder Sid, and then take back my manatee. Easy. [...]

The Florida Manatee Challenge Part 4: The Smuggler

February 25, 2016 // 1 Comment

I want to liberate a manatee. Help the poor thing escape from this land of hurricanes and alligators. This is a moral crusade! Also I really want to win a bet. [...]